1. We've been putting together a swing set this afternoon. And by "we," I mean "Tim." I helped him hold this piece though.
2. It's hard work.
3. The punk helped his dad by placing this fat piece of grass on the plank. See? We're all very helpful around here.
5. It may have to do with my lack of exercise and bounty of treats this week. Nah, that can't be it. I'm never hard on myself about that stuff.
6. While the boys were napping and my man was being manly, I went shopping for a new swimsuit because my giant boobs broke my old one. It's being held up by 2 safety pins, and who knows how long they'll hold?
7. I hate swimsuit shopping. Almost as much as I hate red licorice and PBS telethons.
8. I get to go on a date with my man tonight! Asian Star (my choice) and Captain America (his choice).
9. I think I'll get myself gussied up! And by that, I mean wipe the slobber off my shoulder and brush my teeth.
10. Remember when I used to fit into my clothes? Good times.