1. Eat a healthy breakfast and clean up after yourself.
(Wiping the tray is the punk's favorite part of breakfast. Weirdo.)
2. Let your friend play basketball while you play with trains. Never desire the same toy. If you do, disaster will occur. Best to play in the same room while avoiding any type of cooperation.
3. Share a banana.
4. Make faces at your friend when he is not looking.
5. When your friend shows an interest in your pet rabbit, steal said rabbit and back into a corner to protect it.
6. Kiss the rabbit on the lips.
7. When your friend finally retrieves the rabbit, go play with a truck. Best to let your friend win sometimes.