Delicious Pig

While reading But Not The Hippopotamus by Sandra Boynton:

"The hog and the frog cavort in the bog."

Me, pointing to the hog: "What is that?"

Punk: "A pig!"

Me: "Right! Another name for a pig is a hog. Can you say hog?"

Punk: "Hot dog!"

Oh punk, if you only knew how right you are.