Don't worry, little man. I feel the same way when I first wake up. That's why, if by some miracle, I do get to take a nap, I keep a piece of dark chocolate on the night stand. It really helps to keep the gnashing of teeth to a minimum when it's time to get up and face the world.
Oh, look. It snowed again. Do you like what the punk has done to his hair? We call it Nappy Chic.
Okay, I'll give you whatever you want. Just stop with the adorable face. I can't take it!