Apparently, I am now too large to pick up my own shoes and put them away. However, I am not too large to lie down on the ground to get a good (albeit crooked) picture for this caption.
My name is Chinese, but my hair is red. When I was young, the worst thing you could call me was a redhead. It was "golden," thank you very much. I am a full-time mama to the punk and the basher. I am a violinist with Strings of Elegance, a private piano teacher and math tutor, and an Assistant Director for The Gifted Music School. My violin and piano were both made in 1910, and I inherited both from different grandparents. I have an outie belly button. My man looks hot in his "old man" hats. I enjoy sushi, hot tubbing, and getting caught in the rain.
3 comments:
Have your feet disapeard when you look down at them and instead all you see is belly?
Hahaha. You're too funny. Bend and snap. I know you don't want to hear it, but JUST WAIT! The Bend and Snap turns into the Bend and GRUNT!
Oh Heather, I'm already to the bend and grunt stage. It's too glamorous for words.
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