I walked into the basher's bedroom to find the punk standing on a stool in front of the changing table. He had his toy Thomas the Train on the table and was cleaning him with a couple of diaper wipes. As he wiped him down, he said, "Ewwwww!" When I asked what he was doing, he said he was "changing Thomas." Then he proceeded to grab the bulb syringe, which we call the booger sucker, held it up to Thomas' nose and told me that he was "getting Thomas' boogers." It seems he has it all down. Get ready, Mr. Bell. We're going on a hot date and hiring our 2 year-old to babysit!
5 years ago