The punk is trying. He's trying real hard to grow hair, okay? He is embarrassed by his bald head, his pasty white skin, and don't even get him started on his elbow dimples. So, in an effort to someday look like his idol Fabio, he has mustered all the energy he could, and sprouted some hair. Unfortunately, it's all in one place on the back of his head.
We call it his duck tail. (Woo-ooo-ooo!)