Friday, November 7, 2008

Kissy Kissy


As I walked into Wendy's for lunch today (don't judge me - the baby wanted fries), my eye went immediately to the couple at the end of the line. He was giving her a sweet, respectful kiss. And I thought to myself, "Awwww... Love is in the air." How nice that they feel comfortable enough with each other to show affection in public.
I took my place behind them and opened my book. As I was trying to enjoy some Steinbeck, I couldn't help but get distracted. He couldn't keep his hands off her! He was not only holding her hand, but massaging it. He rubbed each individual finger, and then kissed each one, making a juicy, smacking noise each time. Then his hand wandered to her shoulder, down her back, and landed right on her bootie. As they walked forward in line, they did the obnoxious junior high walk where his front is glued to her back, his arms around her waist, and steps are made in sync. What started out as admiration quickly turned into disgust. I just wanted to order my junior bacon cheeseburger without hearing slurping noises.

How do you feel about PDA? Sweet... or vomit-inducing?

9 comments:

Sarah said...

As referenced in your blog... if you're holding hands, or kiss each other once that is one thing (and a wonderful and adorable thing that is). Any more than that (continuing and lingered affection, etc) annoys me. Mostly because it makes EVERYONE else unconfortable...

on a second hand... once i went-out with a guy who started slow-dancing with me in line at a coffee shop. It was adorable AND PDA, so who I am to judge others...

Megan said...

When people walk like that I want to throw up. And have you ever tried to walk like that? It's uncomfortable and stupid because it is stupid.

Catie said...

I don't mind holding hands or kissing maybe once (although I never hardly kiss in public because I am too shy :) ) but if's its completely making out then it's disgusting. You watch them and its like just "go get a room." ugh.

Do you do that in front of your parents? I would guess probably most of them if not all of them don't. So don't do it in public either.

Bretzing Fam said...

Steve and I can often be found on the back pew of the church making out during sacrement meeting it makes the time fly!

Heather said...

I am with Sarah on this one. Oh and I have seen the Bretzing's doing that in church! :)

Debra W said...

Kinda gross! Did you lose your appetite? You should have pointed to your belly and told them that if they weren't careful, they could end up like you!(tee-hee:))

Hugs,
Den

Brit said...

the same way i feel about pickles: disgusting

Sarah Garner said...

I'm pretty sure it was the Bretzings you saw at Wendys.

Habs said...

Wendy's is not romantic. I would never put out if a guy took me to Wendy's.

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